30.EPILOGUE.73: December 23, 2003 -- INFINITY.
"*30*."

INTERLUDE NINE:
"WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AAAARRRRRRGH!!!"

If I had a rocket launcher...
I'd buy your love....
                  -- GW Bush
        November 3, 2004.
        Well, I wouldn't've voted for him, but....
        The idiots have spoken, and, yeah, because they're idiots they've said something stupid.  But at least this time he was elected.  And even if the opposition wants to contest the results, how do you contest both the electoral college and the popular vote.
        (But you know that the desperate and paranoid will.  And they'll behave like babies because that's the only option for anyone now.  There's no such thing as dignity any more.  On all sides.)
        Well, I wouldn't've voted for the guy, but....
        People killing themselves, actually committing suicide in protest of Bush, because they can't live for four more years-- only 4 fucking short years-- with the man in office, are, frankly, honestly, and in all estimations, pathetic, lame, sad, worthless, meaningless people with meaningless lives-- individuals who are, honestly, better off dead anyway.  I mean, give me a break.  George Bush is an asshole, a moron maybe even, yes-- but to actually kill yourself over him, honestly.  All this proves is that for every idiot who believes the ridiculous propagandistic sloughing of the Right, there is an equal idiot on the Left believing something equally idiotic, and behaving in an equally moronic fashion.
        And sure, I wouldn't've voted for him, but....
        Packing up and leaving the USA in protest is equally childish.  It's only 4 years and when you get right down to it, in the long run it's insignificant.  I think that people who move out of the country because of someone like Bush are idiots.  I wouldn't like to live under Bush either, but I'd cope with it.  It's only 4 more years.  You people survived Regan, you will weather Bush.  4 years is no time-- no time at all.  It's been 4 years since *30* was in its second "phase" and that seems like nothing.  It seems like a couple of weeks ago.  No time has passed.  So, if you can't take 4 years of someone as meaningless as Bush, you're sad.
        (Do you really want to live your lives having a man as insignificant as George W Bush dictate your comings and goings, where you will live?  Do you want him to have that kind of power?)
        Also, it's a credit to the histrionic hyperbole of the Left that people are comparing Bush to Hitler and Mussolini.  Yeah, okay, so a bunch of states banned Gay marriage.  But guess what?  Those states would never have allowed gay marriages under Carey, either.
        The problem is no one wants to fight for anything any more-- they just all want to get their ways right now or they'll throw tantrums like a spanked children.  And another problem is that everybody expects change to happen over night.  People have lost sense of time and history.  They watch movies were social change happens instantly and there's happy ending.  The real world does not work this way.  Satire and bad writing does.  But the real world, no.  Changes are gradual.  They are never overnight.  They take years and years and years and years.  Decades, if not hundreds of years.  Even now.
        And if changes weren't gradual, social institutions wouldn't have any strength, any substance.  And the Left needs strength and substance (if there even is such a thing as "left" and "right" any more-- which there isn't but so many people on this continent still believe there is, the only thing I can do is cloak my statements in their archaic terminology)-- if the Left want their/its idea of "freedom" to catch on and become stable, it needs strength and substance.  However, the Left thinks the world should swing "leftly" instantly, and the Left also wants that swing to be concrete, permanent.  Unfortunately, if society swings Left instantly, it will also swing back to Right, just as instantly.  Because in a world where social change is instant, the changes will never stick because anything that's that easy to do instantly, is just as easy to undo instantly.  And so, if the world swings to the "Left," to "justice" (which is actually as synonymous with the "Left" as it is with the "Right"-- but again, cloaking my words in the bullshit of the naive other) as quickly as the Left wants, within a few years someone would come along and depose the rule of the Left, just as easily, and any Leftist "reforms" would be scrapped, just as easily and instantly.  Cultural revolutions are childish pipe dreams, but they're so simplistic they're easy to believe in and so they become charismatic.
        But, anyway:
        Ultimately:
        Get the hell over it.  Stay in the USA.  Don't behave like a bunch of fucking children.
        And, frankly, I would not have voted for the guy but when all's said and done, I'd still rather have the United States-- even under Bush and his star chamber of corporate illuminati-- ruling the world than China, Iraq, Afghanistan, North Korea, Saudi Arabia, Ethiopia, Russia, etc.  And anyone who doesn't understand that the options are either weaker or worse than what we've got right now, anyone who thinks Cuba is a paradise or that Afghanistan was a wonderful place to live before fire began plummeting from the sky, is a fucking idiot, pure and simple.
        (Once again, it's a credit to the Left that they manage to be so close to the Right when it comes to myopia they're almost indistinguishable, a credit that they've set up such an absurd, unrealistic, backwards worldview and made it seem as if the only way to be intelligent is to swallow it whole.  America, at its worst, is not and never will be, the hellhole that the Left envisions it to be.  And it's not the paradise the Right makes it out to be, either.  It's not perfect, but you've all got plenty of food and dozens of kinds of cars to buy, so grow up.  Even the poor in the USA have it better than the poor in Afghanistan.  Always have and always will.)
        And yes, it's absurd that Bush won an election based on absurd moral codes for a bygone age, and if any other leader in any other world government would have run on a Christian platform he would have been laughed out of the election-- but this just goes to show how ultimately backwards and stupid the Rightwing American public is.  And the hemp-cloaked Left is just as backwards, subscribes to equally backward thinking.
        The only good thing that might come out of this is that Bush is pro-Big Business and it looks like Big Business is getting interested in space travel.  So maybe under Bush huge strides towards interstellar exploration-- or even a trip or two to Mars-- might be possible.
        And if you don't understand how badly we need to get off this planet, or why we need to get off this planet, go back to eating your granola bars and sleeping in your logs and fighting your laughable culture war, go back to whipping your backs in front of Jesus and setting fire to the heathens and fighting your retarded holy war.

Next:  Fighting erasure....
 

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